1 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,423 Where should we go, honey? Bermuda or California? 2 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,525 Well...uh... 3 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,694 As usual, I'll have to make up your mind for you. 4 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,995 Oh thanks, Vernon, honey. 5 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,030 Bermuda, tomorrow morning. 6 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,999 - Tomorrow morning? - Too soon? 7 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,301 Not soon enough. 8 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,169 Your cue, Mr. Lowndes. 9 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,437 My cue, Mrs. Lowndes. 10 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,480 Good evening Mr. Hudson. Hello, Ed. 11 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,055 Mike, hello. And goodbye. 12 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,442 We're leaving town in the morning. 13 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,559 Julie can go with my blessing. 14 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,828 Show's been running three years. She's deserves a rest. 15 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,996 - Thanks. - But you don't. 16 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,741 Where's the new show you've been promising me? 17 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,735 You haven't written one line since poor Marty got killed. 18 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,546 Please, don't tell me what a great writing team 19 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,181 Marty and I were, and how much I miss him. 20 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,374 I miss him more than you do. He was money in the bank. 21 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:56,710 Yeah, and Julie keeps telling me what a great husband Marty was, too. 22 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,579 Pretty tough to follow, wasn't he? 23 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,699 Closing night. They won't go home until you've given a speech. 24 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:50,758 You do it, Vernon. 25 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,393 Oh no, I'm gonna get the car. 26 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,862 Don't make it a long speech, honey. We're off salary time. 27 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,738 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 28 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,941 I only wish it were three years ago and our show was opening instead of closing. 29 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,982 I know your applause is meant not only for me, but for 30 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,419 Mike Hudson, our producer, and for Vernon Lowndes, 31 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,088 not only a fine dancer but a fine writer, too. 32 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,191 My only regret is 33 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,795 that his collaborator, that talented young man who also staged this show 34 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,831 isn't here to share this moment. 35 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,800 He lies in a hero's grave, 36 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,135 far across the sea. 37 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:39,373 Marty Stewart, who gave so much of himself to the theater. 38 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,509 No one appreciated his genius more than I. 39 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,012 I was not only his leading lady. 40 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,847 In those day I was his wife. 41 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,317 So while those of us who are still alive are 42 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:54,021 hearing your applause, and taking our bows, 43 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:58,258 we know in our hearts it is really his night, not ours. 44 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,000 Marty! 45 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,302 Oh! 46 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,405 House lights! House lights! 47 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:51,411 Please everyone, will you leave the dressing room. Come on now, please. 48 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,413 I'm sorry, honey, well, you know how it is. 49 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:56,681 A guy gets back from overseas, he just doesn't stop to think. Will you forgive me? 50 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:02,590 Oh, everything is gonna be just beautiful as soon as I get you home. 51 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,158 Home! 52 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,530 Mike, I think we better leave her alone for a while. 53 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:12,476 I'll help her get dressed. Come on, give her a chance to pull herself together. 54 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,701 Okay, all right. 55 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,603 - I'll be waiting for you. - Come on, son. 56 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,673 How do you feel? 57 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:21,975 Numb. 58 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:27,380 It's quite a shock discovering your husband is still alive. 59 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,316 Who's gonna tell your other husband? 60 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:33,821 The one who's out in the car? With the tickets to Bermuda in his hot little fist? 61 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,256 - I wonder... - Don't look at me. 62 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,826 Once upon a time, I fell in love with him. 63 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,160 You married him. 64 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,596 Oh, then you tell Marty. 65 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,933 Oh I couldn't. I don't know if you know this but... 66 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,101 I was a little starry-eyed about him, too. 67 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,905 All right, I guess it's my place. 68 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,642 For once I've got to make up my mind and do something. 69 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,177 I'll tell Vernon, I'll tell him right now. 70 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,046 I'll... 71 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,113 I'll... 72 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,917 Gwen, won't you tell him. 73 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,987 There's an old saying, "You made your own bed..." 74 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,615 Vernon. 75 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,718 That was kind of a long speech. 76 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,186 I have something to tell you. 77 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,122 Don't. The way I feel, we may not bother to talk for days. 78 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,692 But it's about my speech. 79 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,194 I know it by heart. 80 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,463 "My only regret is that the talented young man who also staged the show 81 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,465 "is not here to share this moment." 82 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,434 - But he is. - What? 83 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,937 - He just kissed me. - Who kissed you? 84 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,706 - Marty. - Marty who? 85 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,207 Marty Stewart. 86 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,344 Darling, look. Marty's dead. 87 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,179 He's been dead for two years. 88 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,282 You'd never know it by the way he kissed me. 89 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,921 Now look, honey, I know how sentimental you get about things. 90 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,190 Remember how that little dog got run over, and you kept dreaming he'd come back. 91 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,660 Well, he didn't come back. And Marty didn't come back. 92 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,830 Now, come on, let's get in our little car and go on to our little beddie-bye. 93 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,364 I don't know. 94 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,734 Marty wants to come back to our little beddie-bye, too. 95 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,304 It's not true. 96 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:34,675 - Julie! - It's true. He's right in there with Mike. 97 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,410 He was marooned on an island some place all this time. 98 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,613 He wasn't killed. He wasn't even wounded. 99 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,016 Well, what did he say when you told him? 100 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,085 - Told him what? - That you're married to me, now. 101 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,354 I didn't tell him. 102 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,324 Well, somebody has to tell him. 103 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,194 Yes, but break it gently. 104 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,463 Gently? Me? 105 00:09:56,529 --> 00:10:01,134 Just say, "Marty, old man. A funny thing happened to me while you were dead." 106 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,812 You want me to tell a guy who's just come back from 107 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,505 two years on a desert island that I married his wife? 108 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,675 Wait, you haven't met the new stage manager yet. 109 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,654 I don't wanna meet anybody else. There's only one person I'm interested in meeting. 110 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,321 She sent me to say hello to everybody in the cast. 111 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,148 Now it's your turn, again. Hello, Julie. 112 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,917 You haven't say hello to Vernon. 113 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,890 It's great to be back around all the old familiar places. 114 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,424 Uh...Marty... 115 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,602 I know, now it's your turn. Gee, it's good to see you again, Vernon. 116 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,772 You don't know how much I thought about you while I was away. 117 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,631 You two boys can get the old partnership going, just like it used to be. 118 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,967 - Come on, we'll get a cab. - This is my car. 119 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,335 Congratulations. We'll get a cab. 120 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,105 No, no, I'll drive you home. 121 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,840 Okay, if it's not out of your way. 122 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,241 Believe me, it isn't. 123 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,643 I'll go along, too. I live in the neighborhood. 124 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,045 So do I. 125 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,480 - Pretty crowded neighborhood. - You have no idea. 126 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,467 Well, everybody into the car. Come on Julie, I got a lot to talk you about. 127 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,522 You drive. I'm getting in the back with Marty. 128 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,858 - What for? - We're collaborators, aren't we? 129 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,000 Well, here we are... 130 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,872 Isn't it wonderful? The five of us back together again? 131 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:17,010 Just like the old days, when we were starving happily in Greenwich Village. 132 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,480 Yes, but no matter how tough things got, we were always friends. 133 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,716 Ready to sing at the drop of a hat, weren't we, Marty? 134 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,085 - Hmm. - Maybe somebody ought to drop a hat. 135 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,124 Boom. 136 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,594 Marty, you haven't told us about your war experiences. 137 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,164 Reconnaissance flight. Hurricane. Out of gas. Desert island. 138 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,167 Coconuts and native girls. And back to the old stand. 139 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,335 You must have hated to leave those coconuts. 140 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,006 Why were you reported dead? 141 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,275 Another Martin Stewart. Air Force snafu. 142 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:53,313 Julie, isn't there something you have to tell Marty? 143 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,615 - Oh, Marty. - Uh. 144 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,518 There's something you have to understand. 145 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,289 The War Department sent me a telegram saying you'd been killed. 146 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,792 I would have cracked up if it hadn't been for Vernon. 147 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,360 Well, old Twinkle Toes been a comfort to you while I was away? 148 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,764 I've seen a good deal of him. 149 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,532 He's been like one of the family. 150 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,968 Isn't that right, Julie? 151 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,338 Oh, yes, he was very kind to me during my... 152 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,507 Vernon, I knew you would be a tower of strength. 153 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,742 - Oh, I did what I could. - Thanks, pal. 154 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,683 You see months and months went by and everyone gave you up for... 155 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,152 Aw, not you, uh-uh. 156 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,498 Marty you've got to understand... 157 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,357 Julie, you had faith. 158 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,544 I knew you would. A lot of other girls would have run off and got married again. 159 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,366 - Marty. - Huh? 160 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,204 We're home. 161 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,781 Ah the same old apartment house. 162 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,127 You know, I had a crazy idea not to come to the theater at all. 163 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,395 I was just gonna wait and break in on you in the middle of the night. 164 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,463 Wouldn't you have been surprised? 165 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,122 It would have been about even. 166 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,258 Come on, doll. 167 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,227 Good night, sweetie. We'll see you soon. Mike, good night. 168 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,130 Vernon, thanks for the lift. Thanks for everything you did for Julie. 169 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,032 The pleasure was all mine. 170 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,210 No, don't get out. You don't have to see us to the door. 171 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,279 Now look, Marty, you and I have to have a little talk. 172 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,372 Well, fine, we'll have lunch. 173 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,641 Not tomorrow. The first part of the week. I'll see you then. 174 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,811 Hey, open up. 175 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,049 Julie, I have a wonderful idea. 176 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,119 Why don't we all go up and have a drink together and 177 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,787 celebrate Marty's return? 178 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,090 Fine, I'll park the car and be right back. 179 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,524 Very funny. 180 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,426 That's a wonderful idea. 181 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,494 You're kidding. 182 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,463 I'll make some scrambled eggs. 183 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,600 I remember Marty used to just love scrambled eggs at night. 184 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,236 - Yes, I'll mix the drinks. - I'm not thirsty. 185 00:13:56,303 --> 00:14:00,173 Come on, Marty, you can't brush off old friends. We'll have a wonderful time. 186 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,143 We may stay up all night. Laughing and talking. 187 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,611 Great, just great. 188 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,717 Ah, just as I used to dream about it. 189 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,287 Same old piano. 190 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,225 Oh, Vernon, we wrote some great shows here. 191 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,629 Yup, the windows overlooking the park. 192 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,399 Oh I forgot, we were gonna have a drink. Now... 193 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,201 Well, let's see. Where... 194 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,003 - Just raise up on that knob, there. - Oh! 195 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,074 Oh, huh...you changed things. 196 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:37,877 Chateau Dijon 1937. You never used to drink wine. 197 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,947 She's got a lot of new tastes. 198 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,416 I bought it for her. That was a fine vintage year. 199 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,953 Oh, well, where did you hide the whiskey, dear? 200 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,754 I gave most of it to the janitor. 201 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,423 There may be a bottle somewhere. 202 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,962 The highball glasses are in the other cupboard. 203 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,363 The ice? 204 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,531 Right there. That's a little ice box. 205 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,767 Oh, very clever. This is new, too. 206 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,603 I bought it for Julie. 207 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,406 You seem to be familiar with everything in this apartment. 208 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,775 - Everything. - He's been a tower of strength. 209 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,181 Oh, you mix them. Come on, Julie. 210 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,087 Marty, I... 211 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,856 I think Julie has something to tell you. 212 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,526 There's been a marriage you ought to know about. 213 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,030 Marty, what was it, water or soda? - Water for me and Julie. 214 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,598 Not for me, I wanna keep my head. 215 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,833 What are you gonna do with your head? 216 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,901 - Marty. - Huh? 217 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,737 I don't know how to tell you but... 218 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:39,906 Well, you see... 219 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,376 Vernon's married. 220 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,315 Well, what do you know? 221 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,552 The life-long bachelor. Congratulations, Vernon. Gwen... 222 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,687 The best, kid. You finally hooked him, huh? 223 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,757 You two were cozy for quite a while. I'm glad he made an honest woman of you. 224 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,328 - I did not marry Gwen. - I'm free for any offer. 225 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,063 You know, you're lucky you didn't get him. 226 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,741 Well, anyway, whoever you married, I give it three weeks at the most. 227 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,100 I don't give it another night. 228 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,102 We'll drink a toast to the unlucky bride 229 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,671 and then I'm sure you'll all have to be running along. 230 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:15,075 To Mrs. Vernon Lowndes, whoever she may be. 231 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,409 May all her troubles be little ones. 232 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,147 I'll drink to that. 233 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,750 Well, so long. Sorry you have to be leaving. 234 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,963 What's the matter with this fella. Hasn't he got a home? 235 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,323 - Oh yes, he has. - Well, tell him to go there. 236 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,110 I haven't been out of this uniform for three days. I'm going upstairs. 237 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,661 Hey, Marty, wait! 238 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,729 - Good night all. - Marty, don't! 239 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,832 What am I doing? Breaking a law or something? 240 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,769 - Not yet. - Ah come on, honey. Don't break up the party so early. 241 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,304 It's just like a class reunion. 242 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,714 The four of us back together again. 243 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,183 Like the old days in Greenwich Village. 244 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,308 Oh no! 245 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,977 Somebody stop him. 246 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,146 You got any idea how? 247 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,283 Look, will everybody please go home except my wife. 248 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,802 - Everything all right? - Come on in. You're just in time for the finale. 249 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,495 Oh no! 250 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,632 What's this? 251 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,368 - Nobody told him yet? - Kindly fasten your seat belt. 252 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,838 - Now, Marty... - On your bed. 253 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,241 Pajama tops. Men's. Who belongs to them? 254 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,675 Where are the bottoms? 255 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,776 I never wear them. 256 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,980 Marty, why did you do that? 257 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,482 Why? What a question. 258 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,351 It's all right, it's perfectly legal. 259 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,786 Legal? What's happened to America while I've been away? 260 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,589 - If you'll let me explain... - Go on, it should be interesting. 261 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,491 - Well, you see... - Look, Marty, it's that... 262 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,527 I knew all along I'd have to tell you. 263 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,028 Marty! 264 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,830 You were reported dead. 265 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,798 Julie and Vernon got married. 266 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,138 Happens every day. No need to let it break up the team. 267 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,106 Now, aren't you sorry you lost your temper? 268 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,908 Well, you see. Nothing's wrong. We're married. 269 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,210 Congratulations. 270 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,595 Oh. 271 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,663 Have you... 272 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,565 Not yet. 273 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,167 How long is it going to take? 274 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,302 I don't know. 275 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,013 A girl who hasn't made up her has no right coming in here looking so beautiful. 276 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,639 How did the natives go for that line? 277 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,975 Please. 278 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,877 You see what this all means. 279 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,645 If I decide on one of you, 280 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,281 I've got to hurt the other. 281 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,516 And I love you both too much for that. 282 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,651 Now, wait a minute. That's silly. 283 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,387 Is it silly to... 284 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:44,591 ...be in love with the man that I've been married to for over a year? 285 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:48,027 Someone who's been sweet and kind and understanding. 286 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,031 And when you came up on that stage... 287 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,401 I thought my heart would stop. 288 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,669 It was like the first night you took me home, 289 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,472 and you held out a bag of peanuts to me and said, 290 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,807 "I wish these were diamonds." 291 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,909 Yeah, I stole the line but I meant it. 292 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,245 Probably stole the peanuts, too. 293 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,080 - Julie, what are we gonna do? - We can't go on like this. 294 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,883 Please, you've got to give me time. 295 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,787 A girl just doesn't flip a coin about a thing as important as this. 296 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,925 I have to decide which man I want to spend the rest of my life with. 297 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,727 And I've got to be sure I'm right. 298 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,131 Good night, darling. 299 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,734 - Oh Julie. - Good night, darling. 300 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,342 Good night. 301 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,917 Got a deck of cards? 302 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:46,819 No. 303 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,393 If you don't mind, I think I'll take a cold shower. 304 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,126 Julie. Julie. 305 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,595 Ouch! 306 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,367 What are you doing here? 307 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,937 If I ever heard of a situation that calls for a chaperon, this is it. 308 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,107 - Where's my wife? - Downstairs, the maid's room. 309 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,809 Oh, by the way. 310 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,778 Maid's room is locked. 311 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,182 I might as well have stayed with those coconuts. 312 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,250 Ouch! 313 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,605 Boy, you must have been dirty. 314 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,741 I like long showers. Any objections? 315 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,376 No. 316 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,847 - Did you have fun, little boy? - Not a bit. 317 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,854 I think I'll take a shower. 318 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,524 Go ahead. You won't have any fun either. 319 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,431 - Good night. - Good night. 320 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,011 * Which one? 321 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,748 * I think it's time that I knew which one? 322 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,019 * I wish that character would 323 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,755 * Make up her mind 324 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,927 * She can't have them both 325 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,863 * That can't be done 326 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,732 * By all that's right 327 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:17,870 * I'm entitled to one, but 328 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,807 * Which one? 329 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,044 * Which is the one 330 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:26,746 * For 331 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,681 * Me 332 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,450 You have nothing to worry about, Mrs. Lowndes. 333 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,819 You're in the hands of the United States Air Force. 334 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:11,157 We recognize our responsibility for this situation. 335 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,493 It's wonderful of you to help me, Colonel Wharton. 336 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,528 It seemed like an impossible problem. 337 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,565 Well, you know our motto, 338 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,733 "The difficult we do immediately, 339 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,936 "The impossible takes a little longer." 340 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,539 Of course the civil courts are rather slow moving, 341 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:30,309 but when your case come up, the Air Force will be at your side. 342 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,312 And then what? Who am I married to? 343 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:36,483 Well, the law is quite specific on that point. 344 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:40,386 The first spouse is the legal spouse. The second marriage null and void. 345 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,955 What if I don't want the second marriage null and void. 346 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,357 Oh? Oh! 347 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,761 Well, there is plenty of precedent for that, too. 348 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:53,099 Since the second marriage was entered into without intent to deceive, 349 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:57,269 the second marriage is legal, therefore the first marriage may be annulled. 350 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,472 But the first marriage was legal, too, wasn't it? 351 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,373 Oh yes, of course. 352 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,711 Then I'm legally married to Marty, and I'm legally married to Vernon. 353 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,949 Well, that's an amusing way of putting it. 354 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,096 Of course, you'll have to decide on one or the other. 355 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,321 - Why? - Why? 356 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,857 I should hope because you're in love with one of them. 357 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,425 Which one is it? 358 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,093 I love both of them. 359 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,930 Yes, but one a little more than the other. 360 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,064 No. 361 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,567 Not even just a little bit? 362 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,635 Not even a little bit. 363 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,202 Even Steven. 364 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,171 Pardon me. 365 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,108 You know something. 366 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,344 You've just given me a wonderful idea. 367 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,680 Why, I've got what every woman wants. 368 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,615 A husband and a lover. 369 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,050 And they're both legal. 370 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:47,053 No, no, no. That's bigamy, and it's illegal. 371 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,821 Illegal? 372 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,824 Who sent me this telegram? 373 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,026 Well, the...War Department. 374 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,394 What does it say? 375 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,564 "Regret to inform you, your husband, Lieutenant 376 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,632 "Martin Stewart, killed in action." 377 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:02,068 Did I have every right to marry again after that? 378 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,636 Well, yes, of course, but... 379 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,272 Then if anybody is guilty of bigamy, it's the army. 380 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,974 You made the mistake. 381 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:11,878 Madam. In 150 years, 382 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:15,615 the United States Army has made a lot of mistakes. 383 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:19,018 But letting you in this office was the biggest mistake of all. 384 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,188 I don't feel that way at all. 385 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,624 Why, you've taken a load off my mind. 386 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,793 There's nothing wrong in what I'm doing. 387 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,628 Nothing wrong? 388 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,473 According to your line of reasoning, a woman could have three, four, six... 389 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:32,699 ...a dozen husbands. 390 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:34,967 A dozen husbands. 391 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,194 There'd be no limit. 392 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,570 A dozen husbands. 393 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,939 Let me read you something, if I may... 394 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,007 A dozen husbands. 395 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:43,576 A dozen husbands. 396 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,621 * Down boy 397 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:38,224 * You're acting like a Newfoundland pup 398 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:41,427 * And mama don't Like you jumping up I swear 399 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,230 * You've gotta stay Down, down, down 400 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,965 * You've gotta stay down 401 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,335 * Down boy 402 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,570 * You're acting like You ain't ever fed 403 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:53,439 * So if you wanna Be mama's 404 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,374 * Ted...dy...bear 405 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,044 * You've gotta stay Down, down, down 406 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,245 * You've gotta stay down 407 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,049 * Girls like 408 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:05,617 * A sudden show of affection 409 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,287 * But they don't like 410 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:11,323 * So much that they need A bulldog's protection 411 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,591 * Down boy 412 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,894 * I'll pet you but I must draw the line 413 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,596 * You evidently Ain't read my sign 414 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,065 * "Beware!" 415 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,333 * You've gotta stay Down, down, down 416 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,035 * You've gotta stay down 417 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,779 * Down boy 418 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,081 * Stop acting like a brand new Newfoundland pup 419 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:36,648 * All beat up 420 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,018 * Button up Trying to make up Mama's getting fed up 421 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,921 * You've gotta stay Down, down, down 422 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,655 * You've gotta stay down 423 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,792 * Down boy 424 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:48,194 * Stop acting like a Half-grown quadruped 425 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,096 * Under fed Sick in the head 426 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,998 * You heard what What mama said 427 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,100 * You've gotta stay Down, down, down 428 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,902 * You've gotta stay down 429 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,471 * Girls like 430 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:01,908 * A sudden show of affection 431 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:04,310 * But they don't like 432 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:07,013 * So much that they need A bulldog's protection 433 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,414 * Down, down, dee down boy 434 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,851 * I'll pet you but you have to Draw the line somewhere 435 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,385 * Guess you haven't read my sign 436 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:14,854 * "Beware, boy!" 437 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,957 * You've gotta stay Down, down, down 438 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,326 * I'll say it just once more 439 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,995 * Same thing I said before 440 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,296 * Down boy! 441 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,298 * -You've gotta stay - Down, down 442 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:29,401 * Couldn't you just die? 443 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,015 If your argument was to be taken seriously, 444 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:18,918 it would result in the ridiculous conclusion 445 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:21,888 that a woman can have as many husbands as she wants. 446 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,722 Oh, I'm glad you agree with me. 447 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:25,791 It would be just wonderful. 448 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:29,461 And if anybody has any objections, I can send them right to the US Air Force. 449 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:32,564 Oh, thank you, Colonel Wharton. You've been a wonderful help. 450 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,067 And the impossible you have done immediately. 451 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,141 Now think hard. 452 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,576 You saw their faces in your newspaper today. 453 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,546 Now, what news story does this represent? 454 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:50,849 Ah? Would you repeat the question please? 455 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,684 Another one. 456 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,853 We're famous. 457 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,923 You saw their faces in your newspaper today. 458 00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,659 Now, what news story does this represent? 459 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:03,395 Uh...that's that actress. 460 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:08,267 And her husband came home and he was in the army. 461 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,069 Only she had two of them. 462 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:11,437 Correct. 463 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:14,273 Leave it on. It's better than looking at you. 464 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,309 Now, soldier, this is right up your alley. 465 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,446 What do you think of the situation this represents? 466 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:23,515 All right, so this guy goes into the Air Force, see. 467 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,018 And he leaves the wife alone, see. Correct. 468 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:29,255 Well, this other guy, he's been givin' her the eye all along, see. 469 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,457 So along comes a telegram from the War Department 470 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:34,593 tellin' her this first guy's been knocked off, leavin' the field clear. 471 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,895 Well, telegrams come cheap. 472 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:39,065 What point are you trying to make, soldier? 473 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:41,300 Anybody can swipe a telegraph blank, 474 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:44,167 sign it "War Department" and slip a kid a couple of bucks to deliver it. 475 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,472 Ha! 476 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,750 Then by the time this poor Joe gets back, if he ever does get back, 477 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:52,278 the other guy and his wife are so cozy, he don't stand a chance, see. 478 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,780 Good, now, if you were Marty, 479 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:57,116 how would you solve this problem? 480 00:31:57,183 --> 00:32:00,919 Easy. I'd grab the crumb who stole my wife and bust him right in the nose. 481 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,492 Thank you Miss Williams and Sergeant Kowalski. 482 00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:08,094 And I'm sure you've been a great help 483 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,830 in bringing peace and happiness to a troubled home. 484 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:12,898 Now... 485 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,448 Marty, Vernon. 486 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,322 - What happened? - Where you been all day? 487 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,856 That's her own business. 488 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,159 Where have you been? 489 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:42,028 Well, I talked to the Air Force 490 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,796 and I was little excited so I walked around and shopped 491 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,508 a little because that's when I do my best thinking. 492 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,612 What did the Air Force say? 493 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,036 I think we'd all better sit down. 494 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,982 You can see how foolish it was for you two to be fighting 495 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:56,208 because the Air Force says I can keep you both. 496 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:58,777 Our Air Force? 497 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:02,248 You're joking. See, she's just joking. 498 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,986 - She isn't. - Of course I'm not. 499 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:10,056 The Colonel didn't exactly say that. 500 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,658 But he admitted that I was legally married to each of you. 501 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:15,327 And while I'm making up my mind, that's how I'm going to stay. 502 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:20,199 You can see that's the only sensible thing to do instead of rushing into things. 503 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:22,877 If you're not careful, you think for a minute that she's talking sense. 504 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,870 I am talking sense. 505 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:27,973 I will not be rushed into anything so important. 506 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,143 Now, we're going out to dinner just as we did when we were married. 507 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:33,979 Wait a minute. 508 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,249 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me understand this thing. 509 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:39,051 Exactly who is going to dinner? 510 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:42,020 You and I, Marty and I. 511 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,190 - Two happy couples. - Uh-huh! 512 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,225 And then we'll go dancing and have few drinks. 513 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,061 And then we'll all come home. 514 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,330 We'll all come home? 515 00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:52,931 Just like we did when we were married? 516 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:53,999 That's right. 517 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,069 I'm going upstairs and change. 518 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,039 What do we do now? 519 00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:04,543 Just what she says. 520 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:06,850 You'll have to let Marty have one of your dinner jackets. 521 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,013 Oh, naturally. 522 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:09,981 Share and share alike. 523 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:11,717 And hurry. 524 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:16,488 Oh, by the way old man. When I socked you a while ago. 525 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,124 - Yes? - I meant it. 526 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,191 So did I. 527 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:32,547 I phoned, they didn't answer. I checked with the desk. The manager said the 528 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,573 three of them left together, hours ago. 529 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,442 The happy triangle out on the town. 530 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,377 Trying every angle. 531 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:39,684 I have to run along in a minute. 532 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,847 Mind eating alone? 533 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:45,384 No, the kid's getting used to it. I've been well trained. 534 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:49,421 Did I ever tell you about the time I fell in love with Sam the Coconut Man? 535 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:50,822 Marty? 536 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,991 But you know little Gwen. A lot of laughs. 537 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:55,527 Nobody takes me seriously. 538 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,829 I sent Julie a lovely wedding gift. 539 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,598 And switched to Twinkle Toes. 540 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,967 Yes, I made up my mind fast. 541 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,236 Big mistake. 542 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:07,706 Should have followed Julie's example and never made up my mind about anything. 543 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,842 I drank his awful wine. I sewed buttons on his awful vests. 544 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,812 And I was beginning to like it. 545 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:16,648 Along comes Little Miss Indecision and I'm shut out again. 546 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,551 I sent her the same wedding gift. 547 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,854 You wouldn't wanna maybe do the town with a guy who 548 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:26,321 has no intention of getting married until he's around 70? Might help you forget things. 549 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:29,728 I'm having much too good a time feeling sorry for myself. 550 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:33,732 Don't worry. Julie'll make up her mind, and there'll be one left over for you. 551 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:36,468 We'll get a new show going and everything will be great. 552 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:37,569 Thank you, Mother Goose. 553 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,108 Night, baby. 554 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:15,807 * There's a someone I'm longing to see 555 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,612 * I hope that he 556 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:23,215 * Turns out to be 557 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:29,187 * Someone to watch 558 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:32,991 * Over me 559 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,700 * I'm a little lamb 560 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:45,003 * Who's lost in the wood 561 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,541 * I know I could 562 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:52,511 * Always be good 563 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:55,947 * To one 564 00:36:57,349 --> 00:37:00,185 * Who'll watch 565 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,187 * Over me 566 00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:09,361 * Although he may not Be the man 567 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,563 * Some girls think of 568 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,500 * As handsome 569 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,068 * To my heart 570 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,271 * He carries 571 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,308 * The key 572 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,648 * Won't you tell him please 573 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:32,851 * To put on some speed 574 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,922 * Follow my lead 575 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:40,392 * Oh, how I need 576 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:44,162 * Someone 577 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,599 * To watch 578 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,237 * Over me 579 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:07,538 Ole! 580 00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:13,511 Ole! 581 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:21,486 It was wonderful. Wonderful! 582 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:25,323 We'll go out every night together and dance and dance. 583 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,292 My earrings hurt. 584 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,470 Please. 585 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,275 Thank you. Thank you both. 586 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:49,514 Would you unzip me? 587 00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:00,125 Good night. 588 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,631 You still here? 589 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,602 We were under the impression we were invited. 590 00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:46,537 Would you care for the bathtub first, old boy? 591 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,473 - Oh, no after you. - Oh, thank you. 592 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:52,543 Go to your room, both of you. 593 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:55,746 Our room? Oh, you mean the dungeon with the twin beds. 594 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,916 Didn't the Air Force say we were all married? 595 00:46:58,950 --> 00:46:59,951 Well... 596 00:47:01,987 --> 00:47:04,222 You know, I'm a little dizzy. 597 00:47:04,289 --> 00:47:06,757 But not as dizzy as you think. Now, get out of here. 598 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:11,829 Exactly what we intended to do all along. 599 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:15,366 Just as soon as you discovered how ridiculous your whole idea was. 600 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,469 Why! 601 00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:25,776 Vernon, Marty! 602 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:29,547 We are going to the Waldorf. And when you finally make up your mind, you can phone us. 603 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:31,249 No, phone one of us. 604 00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,443 - Mrs. Lowndes? - Yes. 605 00:47:58,509 --> 00:48:00,245 Colonel Wharton sent his car. 606 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:01,980 Colonel Wharton? What for? 607 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,449 - Weren't you informed? - No. 608 00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:06,952 Big meeting this morning, in the colonel's office. 609 00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:09,663 I hadn't heard, but if it's for the colonel, I'll be down on the double. 610 00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:10,688 I'll wait downstairs. 611 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:27,205 Let me out of here. 612 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:29,350 After Sergeant O'Hallihan went to the trouble of stealing the colonel's car? 613 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,176 - Let me out. - Relax. 614 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,082 It's the only way I could get to see you alone. 615 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,180 But it's not fair to Vernon. 616 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,016 Yeah, that's the best part of it. 617 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,418 - Where are we going? - Back about six years. 618 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:04,242 Thanks, Charlie, I can take it from here. Scramble. 619 00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:05,543 Wilco! 620 00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:11,149 The Village Cellar. 621 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,185 It's been a long time, Marty. 622 00:49:14,919 --> 00:49:16,654 Under a new management. 623 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:18,389 Kind of like what's happened to us. 624 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:22,527 I know the rental agent. 625 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:36,241 Oh, no. 626 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,045 I wish I hadn't seen it like this. 627 00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:42,180 Oh, I don't know, Julie. 628 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:44,849 It's all in the way you look at it. 629 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:47,452 I'll always remember it the way it was the first time. 630 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,288 The first time I saw you. 631 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:53,458 A warm kind of saloon. 632 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:56,394 Just about what you'd expect to find in the Village. 633 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,563 Red checked tablecloths. 634 00:49:58,629 --> 00:49:59,997 They didn't show the spots. 635 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:02,386 Sawdust on the floor. 636 00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:06,471 You were rehearsing that afternoon. 637 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:08,206 Gwen was doing a pirouette. 638 00:50:11,909 --> 00:50:13,478 She ended up in Vernon's arms. 639 00:50:16,981 --> 00:50:19,050 There was a cloud of smoke at the piano. 640 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,420 I could hardly see the guy behind it. 641 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,456 I could see you all right. 642 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,803 You were standing in the doorway. 643 00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:31,329 Out of work and scared stiff. 644 00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:33,898 I remember you were staring at me. 645 00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:36,267 I wasn't staring at you. 646 00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:38,836 It was those lovely hamburgers. 647 00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:40,771 There was something about you. 648 00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:42,940 I hadn't eaten for two days. 649 00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:46,444 That seedy character you had for an agent brought you into the place. 650 00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,846 We'd been looking all over town for a girl. 651 00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:51,716 And he said you were something special. 652 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:55,253 He had no idea how right he was. 653 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,323 I remember, you asked if I cared to have lunch. 654 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,758 But Mike was putting on the big act. 655 00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:03,928 Mike said you just had lunch at 21 with a big producer. 656 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:05,696 A likely story. 657 00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,099 He said you were only interested in an audition. 658 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:11,802 You were pressed for time. Everybody in show business was after you. 659 00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:15,506 Mike went off with Vernon and Gwen, and there we were. 660 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,242 The two of us. 661 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:20,010 You weren't much impressed with my material. 662 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,880 It looked like I was gonna get a quick brush. 663 00:51:22,947 --> 00:51:26,551 You were interrupting my lunch, and I had a date uptown. 664 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,919 Oh no, "I've been kissed before." 665 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:31,256 Every singer in town was using that. 666 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:34,292 Oh well...and away we go. 667 00:51:34,359 --> 00:51:37,828 * I've been kissed before 668 00:51:37,895 --> 00:51:40,965 * Arms have held me fast 669 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:44,769 * You can tell by my kiss You weren't the first 670 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,372 * And you won't be the last 671 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,708 Oo, waka-doo, and a roony too-too. 672 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:53,378 I figured it was only common courtesy to let you finish. 673 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,813 * I've been kissed before 674 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,184 * Only fools tell when 675 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:02,587 * I was born to be kissed To kiss and be kissed 676 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:05,122 * And I... 677 00:52:13,198 --> 00:52:14,632 You want another one of those? 678 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:16,834 - No thanks. - You got enough money to get home? 679 00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,170 I'm not going home. I came here for an audition. 680 00:52:19,237 --> 00:52:20,681 Well, you're not in any shape. You're weak. 681 00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:23,874 Look, mister, I've waited a long time for a break like this. 682 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:26,877 I like hamburgers. And I wanna be eating them regular. 683 00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:28,946 Let's try it again from the top. 684 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:35,786 Is this all the music you brought with you? 685 00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:37,555 It's 50 cents a copy. 686 00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:39,156 Sorry. Wait a minute. 687 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:40,891 You have this in your repertoire? 688 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,661 - Sure I know it. - You know the verse, too? 689 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,030 Hammer away. 690 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:49,334 Well, maybe, before we get into it, I could give you a few pointers. 691 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,270 See, we have a strange type of audience, here in the Village. 692 00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:55,337 I mean they're not exactly music lovers. They're a little more down to earth. 693 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:56,374 I get your message. 694 00:53:00,978 --> 00:53:03,781 * How glad the many millions 695 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:07,017 * Of Tom and Dick and Harrys 696 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:08,753 * Would be 697 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,922 * To capture me 698 00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:15,226 * But you had such 699 00:53:15,293 --> 00:53:17,094 * Persistence 700 00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:20,798 * You wore down my resistance 701 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:23,334 * I fell 702 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:27,238 * And it was swell 703 00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,374 * You're my big and 704 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,976 * Brave and handsome 705 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,912 * Romeo 706 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,448 * How I won you 707 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,684 * I shall never 708 00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:43,488 * Never know 709 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:48,593 * I've got a 710 00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:51,662 * Crush on you 711 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:54,198 * Sweetie pie 712 00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:57,835 * All the day and night time 713 00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,972 * Hear me sigh 714 00:54:02,039 --> 00:54:04,542 * I never had 715 00:54:04,609 --> 00:54:07,345 * The least notion 716 00:54:08,513 --> 00:54:11,682 * That I could fall 717 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,285 * With such emotion 718 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:19,056 * Could you coo? 719 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:23,528 * Could you care? 720 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:27,665 * For a cunning cottage, baby 721 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:30,335 * We could share 722 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:33,838 * The world will pardon my 723 00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:35,973 * Mush 724 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:40,144 * 'Cause I have got 725 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:42,547 * A crush 726 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:45,883 * Baby 727 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:50,287 * On you 728 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:54,392 * Crush on you 729 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:55,526 * Sweetie pie 730 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,395 * All the day and night time 731 00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:58,796 * Hear me sigh 732 00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:02,132 * I never had the least notion 733 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,769 * That I could fall With so much emotion 734 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:07,037 * Could you coo? 735 00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:08,773 * Could you care? 736 00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:10,508 * For a cottage, baby 737 00:55:10,575 --> 00:55:11,842 * We could share 738 00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:15,680 * The world will pardon my 739 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:17,682 * Mush 740 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:23,220 * 'Cause I have got a crush 741 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:26,657 * Baby 742 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:29,760 * Baby 743 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,399 * Crush on you 744 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,667 * Sweetie pie 745 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,270 * Night and day time 746 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:42,907 * Hear me sigh 747 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:47,812 * I never had the least notion 748 00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:50,314 * That I could fall 749 00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:54,151 * With such emotion 750 00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:56,554 * Could you coo? 751 00:55:58,122 --> 00:55:59,857 * Could you care? 752 00:56:00,825 --> 00:56:02,660 * For a tiny cottage 753 00:56:02,727 --> 00:56:05,830 * Baby, we could share 754 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:10,067 * The world will pardon my mush 755 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,638 * 'Cause I have got 756 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,740 * A crush 757 00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:18,876 * Baby 758 00:56:21,245 --> 00:56:23,013 * Baby 759 00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:28,118 * And I have got a crush 760 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,286 * Baby 761 00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:30,721 * Baby 762 00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:33,458 * Baby 763 00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,960 * On 764 00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:47,872 Remember what you said to me? 765 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:51,809 I love you, Marty. I'll never love anyone else. 766 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:52,877 You mean it? 767 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,814 I'm coming home, Julie. 768 00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:59,121 - Are you gonna tell Vernon, or should I? - I'll tell him. 769 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:02,352 - Poor Vernon. - Poor Vernon. 770 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,164 I guess I already knew it all the time. 771 00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,568 Don't act this way, Vernon, please. 772 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,136 How else can I act? 773 00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:21,071 Marty and you gone all day. 774 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:23,407 Me alone in my hotel room. Thinking. 775 00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:25,776 About what? 776 00:57:25,843 --> 00:57:26,844 Julie! 777 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,015 About myself. 778 00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:33,884 Maybe if you took something to get the acid out of your system. 779 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:37,087 Julie, I... 780 00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:40,457 I wish you every happiness in the world. 781 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,459 What do you mean? 782 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:46,764 Well, I know my weaknesses. My faults. 783 00:57:46,831 --> 00:57:49,466 It's not hard to see I'm just a plain guy. 784 00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:51,702 Why should any woman want me? 785 00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:53,504 - I married you. - Why? 786 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,073 Well... 787 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,108 How can you ask a thing like that? 788 00:57:58,175 --> 00:57:59,577 There, you see? 789 00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:01,846 Marty, he's everything a woman loves. 790 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:05,049 He's handsome, reckless, unreliable. 791 00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:06,517 Selfish. 792 00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:08,352 No, I'm licked, Julie. 793 00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:09,419 There's no use fighting. 794 00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:11,689 I'm going away. 795 00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:15,292 Well, if that's how you feel? 796 00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:17,327 How I feel has nothing to do with it. 797 00:58:17,394 --> 00:58:19,530 Far be it from me to interfere with your plans. 798 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:21,031 Go ahead and quit. 799 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:23,534 But what kind of a man gives up before the fighting starts? 800 00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:26,671 I shouldn't give up? 801 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:29,607 Of course not. Never take no for an answer. 802 00:58:29,674 --> 00:58:31,876 You can't lose if you have the will to win. 803 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,712 Keep fighting until the last man is down. 804 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:37,682 - Are there others? - Others? 805 00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:41,952 Don't quit now. Don't hang your head and run away. Fight for the woman you love. 806 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:45,455 That's the way. 807 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,793 That's more like it. 808 00:58:52,396 --> 00:58:53,430 Darling. 809 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,165 - You love me? - Yes. 810 00:58:57,968 --> 00:59:00,671 - Who's gonna tell Marty? - Oh. 811 00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:02,439 Break it to him gently. 812 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:06,043 Julie, I'm coming home. 813 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:21,725 Anybody home? 814 01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:37,841 No use waiting for Marty and Vernon. 815 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:40,377 They won't be in any mood to talk about a show. 816 01:04:40,444 --> 01:04:42,755 I hate to see talent going to waste, brilliant writers doing nothing, 817 01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:45,815 a dancer like you wasted in nightclubs. 818 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:49,653 The theater is my whole life, Gwen. This sort of thing gets me...here. 819 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,156 Isn't that where you keep your wallet? 820 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:55,159 Okay, so I like money. Is that a crime? 821 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:58,262 The boys have got something in common, now. They both hate Julie. 822 01:04:58,328 --> 01:05:01,431 They'll kiss me for asking them to go back to work together again. 823 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:06,703 Great. My collaborator, breaking up my marriage. 824 01:05:06,770 --> 01:05:07,938 What about my marriage? 825 01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:10,040 I never wanna see your ugly face again. 826 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,108 Taxi. 827 01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:13,777 - Where to? - Reno! 828 01:05:19,483 --> 01:05:20,817 What happened? 829 01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,287 The next time he's reported dead, it won't be a mistake. 830 01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:25,089 With these two hands. 831 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:26,690 Vernon. 832 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,892 Why don't you use those two hands on the typewriter? 833 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,428 Write a show without him. That'll kill him worse than anything. 834 01:05:31,495 --> 01:05:32,696 You're out of your mind. 835 01:05:33,163 --> 01:05:34,164 Taxi. 836 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:45,642 - Twenty-third street theater. - What do you think you're doing? 837 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:48,278 We'll go to my office, have a few drinks, sign a few contracts. 838 01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:50,856 Before you know it you'll be collecting five percent of the gross. 839 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,882 Which you won't have to split with a collaborator. 840 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:56,020 - Why pick on me? - Marty's cab left too fast. 841 01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:59,556 Don't listen to her. Don't I know the one who's the real talent? 842 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:03,660 Look, I wouldn't write a show for Julie if you hung me up by my thumbs. 843 01:06:03,727 --> 01:06:05,195 Who mentioned Julie? 844 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:06,730 Did I mention Julie? 845 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,797 Did you mention Julie? 846 01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:11,168 - Did you mention Julie? - Huh? 847 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,303 He didn't mention Julie. 848 01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:16,273 All right, make jokes. 849 01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,708 What's wrong with writing a show for Gwen? 850 01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:20,277 Wonderful dancer. Great personality. 851 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:24,448 Hey, wait a minute. Come down to earth. I'm not ready for that. 852 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,350 A show for Gwen? 853 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:30,120 If it's a hit, it'll not only kill Marty, it'll kill Julie. 854 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:34,158 You know what makes you so attractive, Mike? 855 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:37,427 It's that mean, diabolical mind. 856 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:39,029 What do you say, Gwen? Wanna try it? 857 01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:40,964 A star, and a show of your own. 858 01:06:55,712 --> 01:06:57,914 Hold it, hold it. 859 01:06:57,981 --> 01:07:02,086 That's all for tonight. Everybody go home. Tuck into your nice cozy beds and 860 01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:03,687 think of me sitting up half the night 861 01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,698 trying to figure out what to do with the second act. 862 01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,524 Attention, kids. 863 01:07:07,591 --> 01:07:10,111 Everybody see Harry Selby about the costume call for the morning. 864 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,097 And please be on time for the fitting. 865 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,031 Report back here when you're through. 866 01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:16,633 It is gorgeous, no? 867 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,668 - Okay, fine. You can go now. - Merci, monsieur. 868 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,270 Thanks a lot. 869 01:07:20,337 --> 01:07:22,339 How about dinner, Gwen? 870 01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:25,309 - Why, I'm game for anything. - There's a steak involved. 871 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:28,278 Why, Mike, I'm flattered. That costs money. 872 01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:30,305 Well I figured I'd get even... - Say, Gwen. 873 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,383 Would you mind putting in a little overtime? 874 01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,386 Sure, if you want me to. 875 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:38,888 - Pick me up at my place at 9 o'clock. - Okay. 876 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:49,909 Why don't we take it from the promenade section. 877 01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:51,135 Okay. 878 01:07:51,201 --> 01:07:52,202 All right. 879 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:53,937 Okay. 880 01:07:57,141 --> 01:07:58,142 Good. 881 01:08:01,945 --> 01:08:03,012 Good night, folks. 882 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,681 - Good night. - Good night, Harry. 883 01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:10,554 That's better. 884 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,789 Wonder if he'll take me to a place with candlelight? 885 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,924 - Who? - Mike. 886 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,194 Big date, huh? 887 01:08:17,261 --> 01:08:20,264 I think candlelight is terribly flattering to a girl. 888 01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:21,631 Don't you? 889 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:23,367 Watch your balance. 890 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:25,235 What kind of champagne should I order? 891 01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:27,671 Depends on what you're launching. 892 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,408 I wonder if I should wear my blue dress. 893 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:33,210 Watch your point. 894 01:08:34,178 --> 01:08:35,512 All right. Hup! 895 01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:41,651 Wait a minute. 896 01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:42,719 What's the matter? 897 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,021 That felt different, somehow. 898 01:08:45,088 --> 01:08:47,128 It's the same way we've been doing it for two weeks. 899 01:08:48,392 --> 01:08:50,026 I guess I never noticed before. 900 01:08:50,093 --> 01:08:51,094 Well, let's try it again. 901 01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:55,865 All right. 902 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,041 It is different. 903 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,045 Maybe I should wear my pink dress. 904 01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:20,590 Black is always good. 905 01:09:34,204 --> 01:09:38,074 Of course, I always say, when a girls accepts a date with a fella, 906 01:09:38,141 --> 01:09:41,545 it presents many more problems to her than it does to him. 907 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:45,181 Why, all he has to do is see whether he's got a dark suit, 908 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,016 a shirt, 909 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:49,386 maybe a different tie, 910 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,188 and he's ready. 911 01:10:01,164 --> 01:10:02,699 On the other hand, 912 01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:05,101 a girl has to think about things like 913 01:10:05,168 --> 01:10:07,837 whether she's gonna wear a hat, because, you see, 914 01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:09,339 some fellas like hats 915 01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:11,074 and other fellas don't like hats. 916 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:17,781 Do you like hats? 917 01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:37,334 Maybe I shouldn't go out with him at all. 918 01:10:38,134 --> 01:10:39,336 You see, 919 01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:41,113 you might go out with a fella, but there might be 920 01:10:41,137 --> 01:10:43,307 somebody else you wanted to go out with 921 01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:45,174 and never got around to mentioning it. 922 01:10:49,212 --> 01:10:51,348 And maybe you wanted to go out with him, too. 923 01:10:51,415 --> 01:10:53,817 But you never got around to mentioning it either. 924 01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:56,820 Even though the two of you are around each other all the time, 925 01:10:56,886 --> 01:10:59,889 taking each other for granted, so what's a girl gonna do? 926 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,460 They're staying away like this was Shakespeare. 927 01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:18,462 Mr. Hudson, you've got bust. 928 01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:20,997 I've had them before. I've pulled out of it. 929 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:26,936 Everybody who goes to a show, they know what the writers do. 930 01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:30,206 They know what the composers do. They know what the actors do. 931 01:13:30,273 --> 01:13:32,108 Nobody knows what the producer does. 932 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:34,444 Legit, please. 933 01:13:34,511 --> 01:13:36,880 I'm gonna let you in on my little secret. 934 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:39,082 Who's this, Joe? Mike Hudson. 935 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:41,284 What is it Mike? The usual story? 936 01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,820 Heavy advance sales for Mike Hudson show. 937 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:46,856 Huh? 938 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,258 Say, is this Mike Hudson? 939 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,929 What do you mean you got no second act? 940 01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:54,698 The book is weak. 941 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,800 Say, what do you wanna run down your own show for? 942 01:13:58,034 --> 01:13:59,102 Sure, I'll print it. 943 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,776 Are you sure this is Mike Hudson? 944 01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:08,344 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 945 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,251 You don't think Gwen Howard can carry the show. 946 01:14:10,313 --> 01:14:11,681 Nobody's buying tickets. 947 01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:14,188 You predict everyone including yourself will lose their shirts. 948 01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:16,620 Of course I'll print it. 949 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,721 You think I'm crazy? 950 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:22,291 Mike, confidentially. Are you... 951 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,160 Who, me? 952 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:26,996 What good does that do? 953 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:30,033 Marty's on a ranch in Nevada someplace waiting for his divorce. 954 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:31,801 Julie's in California, isn't she? 955 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,837 These papers have a wide circulation. 956 01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:36,005 Anyway, if they don't, I'm mailing out copies. 957 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:36,600 Maybe it'll look better when it's typed up. 958 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,201 Breaking for lunch, so let's go. 959 01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:40,503 Okay. 960 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,239 No matter what I do to that second act, it comes out the same. 961 01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:45,909 - Dull. - Don't worry, kid, it'll come to you. 962 01:15:51,981 --> 01:15:53,817 Hi. 963 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:57,420 Just thought I'd drop around, take in a rehearsal. Any objections? 964 01:15:57,486 --> 01:15:59,623 I guess you read our sick notice in Variety? 965 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:01,601 Yeah, well, they're wrong. I went through this script. 966 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,192 The second act can be fixed like that. 967 01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:05,394 Wait a minute. Where did you get a copy of the script? 968 01:16:05,461 --> 01:16:06,963 What do you mean? You mailed it to me. 969 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,232 I mail...who mailed it to you? 970 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:15,138 Twenty-two cents. That's all it cost, plus tax. 971 01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:22,712 Wanna go to work? 972 01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:25,815 - Do you? - Do you? 973 01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:28,151 Ah! 974 01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:35,391 Look, let's go. We've got to keep alive one of the great romances of the theater: 975 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,726 Mike and his wallet. 976 01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:39,128 I feel it...here. 977 01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:44,433 Everybody back in one hour, please! 978 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:47,236 Gwen...Marty's here! 979 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,706 - What? - Uh-huh! 980 01:16:49,773 --> 01:16:52,508 - Wonderful. Is it gonna work? - Like a charm. 981 01:16:52,575 --> 01:16:54,143 - Well, I gotta see him. - Uh-uh. 982 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,145 They're creating. Let's go eat. 983 01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:58,514 I will buy you the biggest... 984 01:16:59,348 --> 01:17:01,484 Any casting today? 985 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:03,820 - Julie! - Baby! 986 01:17:05,388 --> 01:17:08,091 - Gee, it's good to see you. - Gwen. 987 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,292 - Hiya, Mike. - Hi, honey. 988 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:12,729 Is it true, what Billboard said about the show? 989 01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,198 Pay no attention. They use very unreliable sources. 990 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:18,267 It's true. We're about to hatch a turkey. 991 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:20,870 Look, I don't wanna push my way into anything but... 992 01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:22,405 ...if I can help. 993 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,907 Julie, will you? 994 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:25,208 Of course I will. 995 01:17:25,274 --> 01:17:26,509 Well, let's all sit down. 996 01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:29,545 I just happen to have a contract right here. 997 01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:32,281 Your old salary, run of the play, dated yesterday. 998 01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:33,549 What kept you? 999 01:17:33,616 --> 01:17:35,819 Oh, Mike. It's just like the old days, 1000 01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:37,954 double-crossed before I start. 1001 01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:40,389 I love you, you dirty rat. 1002 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:43,292 Julie, I think I've kind of double-crossed you, too. 1003 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,661 Vernon and I... 1004 01:17:45,729 --> 01:17:47,831 Well, legally he was fair game but... 1005 01:17:47,897 --> 01:17:50,399 - If you still want... - Uh-uh. 1006 01:17:50,466 --> 01:17:53,202 Once you make up your mind, don't ever change it. 1007 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:56,372 She's right. I don't want you on the open market again. 1008 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,708 - You're safe, Mike. - Hey, Mike. 1009 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:00,844 Mike, the second act, we've got a wonderful idea. 1010 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,979 Mike, this is great. All you gotta do is... 1011 01:18:04,748 --> 01:18:06,549 - Now Marty, look... - Mike. 1012 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:09,218 What did you come down for? The wake? 1013 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,387 I heard the show was in trouble. 1014 01:18:11,454 --> 01:18:13,689 So I came down to offer to help. 1015 01:18:13,757 --> 01:18:14,924 We don't need your help. 1016 01:18:14,991 --> 01:18:17,426 Maybe we don't. But we do. 1017 01:18:17,493 --> 01:18:21,197 In that case I'm through. The only time I wanna see you again is in a divorce court. 1018 01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:23,066 I'm sorry, I'm leaving the firm. 1019 01:18:23,132 --> 01:18:25,510 Look, I may not like seeing you any more than you like seeing me. 1020 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,512 But when a show's in trouble, you've got to try to help. 1021 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,638 I'd like to help. But not on those terms. 1022 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,607 That's pretty selfish, isn't it? 1023 01:18:31,674 --> 01:18:35,078 Well, look who's talking about being selfish. The original two-for-one girl. 1024 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:37,280 Our friends are in trouble. 1025 01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:40,283 And hot or cold, they've got to open two weeks from tonight in New Haven. 1026 01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,085 I'm gonna stay with it. 1027 01:18:42,651 --> 01:18:43,652 How about you? 1028 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,292 Oh, let's get back to the typewriter. 1029 01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:56,699 One...two...three...four. Five...six...seven...eight. 1030 01:18:56,766 --> 01:19:00,369 One...two...three...four. Five...six...seven...eight. 1031 01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:02,906 One...two...three...four. Five...six. 1032 01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:05,474 Hold it. 1033 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:07,343 Hold it, look. Now wait a minute. 1034 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,947 We all know we've only got four days to go to dress rehearsal, right? 1035 01:19:11,781 --> 01:19:14,150 So let's get with it. 1036 01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:15,995 I know you're a big star, but you're supposed to 1037 01:19:16,019 --> 01:19:18,387 bend down all the way like the rest of the help. 1038 01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:20,123 All right, you girls take five. 1039 01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,092 Not you. 1040 01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:24,879 We're gonna try it again from the beginning. 1041 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:31,600 And one...two...three...four. Five...six...seven...eight. 1042 01:19:31,667 --> 01:19:35,404 One...two...three...four. Five...six...seven...eight. 1043 01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:39,075 One...two...three...four. Five...six...seven...eight. 1044 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:42,678 Eight. 1045 01:19:42,745 --> 01:19:46,415 One...two...three...four. Five...six...seven...eight. 1046 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:49,718 One...two...three...four. Five...six...seven... 1047 01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:59,262 Come on, there's no time for rehearsal. Make it for real. 1048 01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:00,329 For real. 1049 01:20:03,766 --> 01:20:07,336 Everybody, half-hour! Tomorrow night is at 8 o'clock. 1050 01:20:07,403 --> 01:20:11,540 Remember. Everybody, tomorrow night is at 8 o'clock. 1051 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:23,086 Don't let him get you down. 1052 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,888 Gwen, I think I'd better leave the show. 1053 01:20:25,754 --> 01:20:27,390 Bad as that? 1054 01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:30,726 I'm in love with a man I'm legally married to. Isn't it silly? 1055 01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:34,330 If you ask me, I think he's still in love with you. 1056 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,399 Then why doesn't he says so? 1057 01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,705 What do you think he's been doing for the last two weeks? 1058 01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,369 Every time he balls you out. 1059 01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:43,106 Every time he treats you like a dog? 1060 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:45,508 The mating call of the lonely male. 1061 01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:48,011 Why doesn't he come right out and tell me? 1062 01:20:48,077 --> 01:20:50,379 That's what you've been waiting for, isn't it? 1063 01:20:50,446 --> 01:20:52,448 That's why you came back to the show? 1064 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:54,850 But because he won't do it your way, 1065 01:20:54,918 --> 01:20:57,720 you're gonna run out on the show the day before dress rehearsal. 1066 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:01,124 What would you do? 1067 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:04,527 Oh...I'd probably do something stupid like 1068 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,562 swallowing my pride and 1069 01:21:06,629 --> 01:21:09,332 crawling to him on my hands and knees. 1070 01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:11,267 Right out in public. 1071 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,036 But you wouldn't do anything like that. 1072 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:14,703 It's liable to work. 1073 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:17,373 Wouldn't I? 1074 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,247 One...two...three...go. 1075 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:05,121 * Oh Matilda, it's so hot 1076 01:22:06,122 --> 01:22:08,457 * Sat up till day break 1077 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,027 * Couldn't even sleep a wink 1078 01:22:15,864 --> 01:22:18,401 * My mind was wandering 1079 01:22:18,467 --> 01:22:21,804 * All I did was...think 1080 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:28,277 * The way I've been treated 1081 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:31,480 * Would drive a gal 1082 01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:33,549 * To drink 1083 01:22:36,919 --> 01:22:39,355 * How come you do me like you 1084 01:22:39,422 --> 01:22:41,524 * Do...do...do? 1085 01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:45,561 * How come you do me Like you do? 1086 01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,097 * Why 1087 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:52,401 * Try to make me feel so blue? 1088 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:54,270 * I ain't done nothin' 1089 01:22:55,104 --> 01:22:56,639 * To you 1090 01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:02,078 * Do me right or else just Let me be 1091 01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:04,580 * 'Cause, lover, I can beat you Doing anytime 1092 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:06,782 * What you're doing to me 1093 01:23:06,849 --> 01:23:08,117 * So tell me 1094 01:23:08,184 --> 01:23:13,056 * How come you do me like you Do...do...do? 1095 01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:15,691 * How come you do me Like you do? 1096 01:23:33,176 --> 01:23:35,744 * How come you do me like you Do...do...do? 1097 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:39,048 * How come you do me Like you...do? 1098 01:23:39,115 --> 01:23:42,017 * Why try to make me Feel so blue? 1099 01:23:42,085 --> 01:23:44,987 * I ain't done nothin' to you 1100 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:47,490 * Do me right or else just Let me be 1101 01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:51,026 * 'Cause I can beat you doing What you're doing to me 1102 01:23:51,094 --> 01:23:53,929 * How come you do me like you Do...do...do? 1103 01:23:53,996 --> 01:23:55,798 * How come you do me Like you do? 1104 01:24:51,887 --> 01:24:53,489 * How come you do me 1105 01:24:53,556 --> 01:24:55,023 * Like you do? 1106 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,759 * How come you 1107 01:24:56,825 --> 01:24:58,327 * Do? 1108 01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:00,062 * Why make me 1109 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:01,630 * Feel blue? 1110 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:03,432 * I done nothin' to you 1111 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,904 * Do me right or else just Let me be 1112 01:25:08,971 --> 01:25:14,277 * 'Cause I can beat you doing What you're doing to me 1113 01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:17,913 * How come you do me like you Do...do...do? 1114 01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,482 * How come you do me? 1115 01:25:33,562 --> 01:25:37,500 * How come you do me like you Do...do...do? 1116 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:39,568 * How come you do me? 1117 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:43,172 * Do me like you do? 1118 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,142 * Like you do? 1119 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:07,630 Watch. 1120 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:24,513 * How come you do me like you 1121 01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:26,815 * Do...do...do? 1122 01:26:27,616 --> 01:26:29,585 * How come you do me 1123 01:26:29,652 --> 01:26:32,054 * Like you do? 1124 01:26:33,289 --> 01:26:34,923 * Why 1125 01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:38,494 * Try to make me Feel so blue? 1126 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:43,899 * I ain't done nothin' to you 1127 01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,938 * Do me right or else just 1128 01:26:50,005 --> 01:26:52,508 * Let me be 1129 01:26:52,575 --> 01:26:54,543 * 'Cause I can't beat you doing 1130 01:26:54,610 --> 01:26:58,113 * What you're doing to me 1131 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:03,218 * How come you do me like you 1132 01:27:03,286 --> 01:27:05,020 * Do...do...do? 1133 01:27:26,008 --> 01:27:28,344 * I've got a 1134 01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:31,614 * Crush on you 1135 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:32,981 * Sweetie pie 1136 01:27:33,048 --> 01:27:35,083 * All the day and night time 1137 01:27:35,150 --> 01:27:36,285 * Hear me sigh 1138 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:40,589 * Crush on you 1139 01:27:41,490 --> 01:27:42,825 * Sweetie pie 1140 01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,026 * All the day and night time 1141 01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:45,961 * Hear me sigh 1142 01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:49,097 * I never had the least...notion 1143 01:27:49,164 --> 01:27:53,168 * That I could fall with So much emotion 1144 01:27:53,235 --> 01:27:56,472 * Could you coo? Could you care? 1145 01:27:56,539 --> 01:27:59,642 * For a cottage We could share? 1146 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:03,245 * The world will pardon my 1147 01:28:04,347 --> 01:28:05,381 * Mush 1148 01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:06,449 * Mush? 1149 01:28:09,385 --> 01:28:12,988 * 'Cause I have got a 1150 01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:14,523 * Crush 1151 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,024 * Baby 1152 01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:17,426 * Baby 1153 01:28:17,493 --> 01:28:19,495 * Baby 1154 01:28:19,562 --> 01:28:22,531 On...you